Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Attempted Kidnapping!!!

Oh no, oh no!!! My Ex Andy came over to my house today to drop off a video tape He borrowed from my father, and brought O/our friend kaylee with Him. So, i went out and got the gifts i bought a while ago for His daughter *three year old cutie* and got out my stitch and nemo for bragging rights *insert innocent angelic look here.* HE TRIED TO KIDNAP STITCH!!! OH NO!!! HE DID, HE DID!!! i got stitch back and hugged him tight to my chest and cuddled him and told him everything was ok and the mean evil Master Andrew couldn't take him. Then i showed Him how much stitch was and told Him where to get His own stitch...the Meaniehead...geesh! my Master Dave stitch... no one else's...nope nope nope!! MINE!!! allllllll mine! *cuddles the poor attempted kidnapped stitch to her chest and hugs him tight.*

MEANIEHEADS are not allowed to play with stitch... *rule number one of stitch stuffy etiquette...nods nods nods.*

rule #2: A/anyone W/who looks to be a mean, evil, stuffy stealing attempted kidnapper will not be allowed to be within 6 feet of stitch.

rule #3: STITCH IS MINE!! ALL MINE!!! NOBODY ELSE'S.

rule #4: If there is an attempted kidnapping on the stitch i shall do whatever is necessary to get MY stitch back (even if it means kicking a person in the balls, stepping on their foot and saying GIVE ME MY STITCH YOU MEAN EVIL PERSON!!!)

rule #5: If Y/you don't like my stitch...then Y/you don't have to play with him..SO THERE!!! *sticks out tongue.*

rule #6: If Y/you can't play nice with stitch and/or any of my other stuffies, THEN YOU CAN'T COME INTO MY HOUSE EVER!!! lol.

*giggles and cuddles her stitch and nemo tight.* Poor stitch.

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